Ask A Gay

Ask-A-Gay has officially been a gay since 1998. He attributes the Broadway musical RENT and dial-up AOL for encouraging him to come out of the closet. As a resident of Chicago for almost 10 years, Ask-A-Gay knows all the gay haunts like the back of his hand, which coincidentally, he's used to slap a few bitches. Known for his witty banter and plush rolodex, he's a fair-weather friend to all and about as serious as Sarah Palin.
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Get Ready and Sweaty for a Fun, Gay Summer

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Dear Askagay – I just moved here from Grand Rapids and I am so excited for a big gay Chicago summer? What are the must see, must dos?

Larry Yoder, 27, Design Consultant

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Dear Ask A Gay,

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Dear Ask A Gay
 
You seem really cool, are you single? Will you go out with my friend? He's gay too.
 
Jennifer Fennel, 27, Account Executive
 

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Dear Ask A Gay –

Every year I struggle to find the right gifts for family, friends and coworkers. This year presents some unique challenges since everyone’s budgets are screwed. Any advice?

Adrienne Combs, RN, 32

Dearest Adrienne – Holiday shopping is such a bitch. I mean like an overweight meter maid on power trip kind of bitch. I’m really advocating functional gifts this year. Avoid crap you know people are never going to use and buy things people really need. I’ve included a handy dandy little chart to help you match last year’s gifts with this year’s gifts.

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Dear Ask A Gay:

 

I just lost my job as a financial planner and I am in total denial. I can't even open my severance package. Do you have any suggestions on how to cope so I can move on and start a new chapter in my life?

 

Tim Bevers, 31, Senior Analyst, River West

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Dear  Askagay:

Ever since I graduated from Miami of Ohio (Finance, ’06), everything in my life appears pretty killer on the outside. I got a sick consulting job right out of school thanks to my dad. Football season is in high gear and I love getting  f*%$king sloshed on Sunday Funday. But after Duffy’s clears out, the Sunday night loneliness sets in. I’m so ready to leave the Barley Corn hoes behind and find a special lady friend. Match.com is for nerds, so what’s a playa like me to do?

Craig Larson, 23, Consultant, Lincoln Park

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