Blessed Virgin Mary

Hey, guys. Mare here. So I’m totes mortified that I’ve had this horrifying “Virgin Mary” nickname for like, evsies! It’s been 2,000 odd years and here I am, still rockin’ this ridiculous name.  Did you know there’s even a prayer that calls me “Mary, Ever Virgin.” Ever.  If I hadn’t already died and done the whole assumption thing, I would totally be like, dying right now. Curling up and F-ing dying.