Johnny B. Strange

Well, after a many month sabbatical from my worldly travels, I am happy to report that I have just returned from a wonderful excursion to the great resort city of Punta Cana in the Dominican Republic.  This was to be a completely work free trip, just to sit back and relax with my wife, and to get away from Bob, but as with most plans, things don’t always go as planned.

Hello, ladies and gents. Shortly after returning from our excellent adventure in Holland, Bob and I had the wonderful opportunity to travel to the great city of Chicago to attend a lecture at the McCormick Convention Center. After such a warm reception in the great country of Holland, we knew our trip to Chicago would be a snap.

The airplane ride from Detroit to Chicago to Amsterdam was quite normal and was consistent with our expectations. The people we met all spoke English and could understand us, so we clearly approved. Things were nice, and the business trip was running rather smoothly.