Mohammad Smith

Mohammad Smith

A Terrible Display at the Children's Museum

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Where are the children at your Children's Museum? I take son there to show him proud history of work, see children with broad shoulders. We pay days wages to get into place, even though is built with tax dollars (only in democracy you find this, don't like this part) and was very disappointed to see only three kinds of children: the white, the Mexican, and the black people you call African-American. It is strange that city that puts this peculiar 'world class' label on everything from hot dog to murder rate only has three kinds of children in its museum.

Mohammad Smith

Obama Threatens to Wipe Al-Qaida from Face of Earth Before Taking Office

I get one of your cell phones, what a marvelous invention, like walkie talkie but so much smaller and plays music. And reach much farther, I able to call brother in Morocco like he is in right outside. What amazing technology! In Morocco we have to walk to next town to find pay phone; here you carry phone booth in your pocket.

Mohammad Smith

Is Fault of Lou Reed, Not Linsday Lohan

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Boy is watching television, is relaxing thing for him to do after chores, I will never have to pay for babysitter again. He hear American pop song he like on Gatorade commercial, has big African-American basketball star walking through streets like pied piper. I recognize music, is very old song from my childhood, but then boy, he go on the computer to look for commercial on the YouTube.

Mohammad Smith

I Celebrate Drew Peterson’s Day

I am new to your country, move here when I hear that new American regime will be led by one of my people. I am very proud. This Barack Obama has people very excited all over world, but especially in my Africa, since you Americans call him this African-American. When we hear this, we all think, wait, we move to America, we will be African-American too! Kids will not be treated like minority the way they do here in Morocco and child can become future president or basketball player.

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