Lincoln Park Woman Trims Pubic Area to make Vagina look Bigger

After Becca Robowsky’s boyfriend excitedly told her about the positive effects of genital grooming, the Lincoln Park resident took fate and small manicure scissors into her hands. Striving for the same pride evident on her mate’s face, Robowsky scaled back her love forest with care and anticipation.

“I didn’t even know exacerbating the size of your privates was popular until Eric [Patterson] marched into the living room to show me the results of his manscaping,” said Robowsky.

After careful consideration, Robowsky diligently trimmed and styled in the hopes of creating the illusion of colossal vag to please Patterson who claims he had urged Robowsky to eliminate all body hair but “by no means” encouraged her to enlarge her vagina.

“He’s always saying he never wanted me to expand my coot, but it’s pretty obvious that’s what he wants. I’ve scoured the internet for a clinically approved device to increase the size of my chooch but there’s nothing like that out there for women,” explained Robowsky. “It’s like, ‘Hello! Don’t other girls want to please their men?’”

Robowsky said was hesitant at first and unsure if she should take the plunge or let her flower stay buried in a thicket of euphemisms. She soon realized that her apprehension was simply a fear of the unknown.

“I’m really glad I did it. It was scary at first - putting her out there like that,” said Robowsky. “Before the pubecut, my vagina had always been like a black person with Down Syndrome to me. I’d never seen it, but I knew it had to exist. Somewhere.”