Rejected Names for McDonald's New Burger
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McDonald's is about to unveil another new creation in the upcoming months to anxiously watering mouths after nearly eight years of leaving their customers stewing on the massive success of the Big N Tasty. As Hardee’s, Burger King and other chains have had success with their Angus burgers lately, the Oak Brook-based chain will be revealing its new competition, The Angus Deluxe very soon. But for this burger, which will no doubt explode boundaries in the burger world and blow minds in the entire carnivorous universe, isn’t there a more creative name? We at the Brown Spot decided to throw a few suggestions their way in the hopes of inspiring a little more creativity. McDonald's, you’re welcome.
• Ronald McMouthrape
• Ketchup Auschwitz
• Mel Kiper Junior Burger
• The Major Mayonnaise
• The John Clayton Draft Day Dreamfest
• The Fit for Hitler
• The Golden Mustard Shower
• The Provolone Thugs–N–Harmony
• Billy Mays Haze
• The Medium N Satisfactory, at Best
• Tastebud Ticklefest
• The Now Pubefree!
• The Tastetacular Sausplosion
• The Single that’s Ready to Mingle
• The Tom Skilling
• The Tastonium, Atomic Number=Awesome
• The Cleveland Dreamer
• The Susan Boyle
• The Twitter
• The McMarksanchez
• The Arch Deluxe
• The TMNutritionalI
• The OBSESSED
• The Matt Staffourthpounder
• The Hipster Taste Gifter
• The Half-assed Attempt at Differentiating Ourselves from Burger King
