What's Eatin' Drew Peterson

Some of you out there may be thirsty for some more of ole Drew, and I’ve got a nice cold pounder coming your way: me, Drew himself, about to recap some of the hilarious jokes I’ve cracked over the last few weeks. I should have gotten the nose to the grindstone a bit sooner on writing these down, but I’ve been busy grinding somethin’ else: my gears! Plus, this commute between the Will County Courthouse and the Will County Jail is killing my knees. Come on guys, let’s take the Metra so I can at least have a brew on the way between my standup comedy shows.

You know what, something’s been bothering me. And I’ve just been itchin’ to let someone know, so let me get this off my chest: What the heck is going on with the new Facebook design?! I mean seriously guys, let’s go back to what we had before. Why fix it if it ain’t broke? And I think that a few Facebook group members (like a few thousand!) would agree with me on this one. Bring back the old Facebook!