Cooter Ain’t Got a Fightin’ Chance ‘Ginst Lesnur
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Let me start out by saying’, I gotta whole lotta’ respect for that Ultimate Fighting Championship…But it can’t hold a candle to World Wrestling Entertainment. You heard me right. The UFC would be nowhere if it weren’t for the WWE and its more entertaining, dramatic flair.
Aside from the fact that the WWE is also REAL and the UFC isn’t, it’s easy to why Lesnur will absolutely tear Cooter a new asshole at UFC 91.
Can you SME-LLLLLLLL! What the ‘Cock’ is cookin’?
I think Lesnur will first start him off in a lock-up and then twist his arm around 4, maybe 5 times before throwing him into the cage and knocking him the fuck out. Then he’ll have his way with that Cooter fella and start in right with a Tombstone Pile-driver and then his signature-finishing move, the F-5. It’ll be easier than sneaking up on your sister in bed and Frenching her.
The UFC thinks it’s all about punching, kicking and rolling around like little girls on the mat. It’s Lesnur and his moves that will show them UFC pussies what it’s all about.
What this woman Dana White (Man is she on the juice, or what?) and the rest of the UFC need is makeovers. They need characters like The Iron Sheik and The Undertaker. I mean, I’d like to see the UFC try to find some dude from Iran with enough guts, or find someone they didn’t have to dig up from a grave.
Thank the lord that the WWE knows what it’s doing and that it’s all on the level.
