I LOVE CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!

I LOVE CAPITAL LETTERS!11  I LOVE THE WAY THEY MAKE ME FEEL POWERFUL!  I LOVE EXCLAMATION POINTS!   THEY REALLY DRIVE IT HOME THAT I MEAN BUSINESS, AND I MEAN IT NOW!!1111  SOMETIMES, I JUST END UP WITH LONG STRINGS OF UNREADABLE SYMBOLS AFTERWARD BECAUSE I HOLD THE KEY DOWN SO LONG, BUT I THINK THAT’S JUST ME ONE-UPPING THE COMPETITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!1ELEVENT

I LOVE REPLY ALL TECHNOLOGY@   I LOVE THAT I CAN SEND MY WHOLE SOFTBALL TEAM AN E-MAIL AFTER OUR GAME IS CANCELLED TO SAY, BOO I THOUGHT WE’D GET SHOTS TONIGHT, BECAUSE WE’RE A DRINKING TEAM WITH A SOFTBALL PROBLEM!!11  I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY IN SEVENTH GRADE, AND I TIHNK IT’S HILARIOUS NOW1!1  I LOVE WHEN I HAVE MY CAPS LOCK ON MY STUPID SPELLCHECK DOESN’T TELL ME WHEN I MISSPELL SOMETHING, BECAUSE IN CAPITAL LETTER LAND, EVERYTHING’S SPELLED A-OK!!!!!!!1111  I’M GOING TO REPLY ALL AND INCLUDE AN IMAGE FROM A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH THAT IS NEITHER RELEVANT OR FUNNY TO ANYONE BUT MYSELF, AND WHEN ANYONE SAYS THEY DON’T GET IT, THEN I’M GOING TO PRETEND THEY MUST BE OUT OF THE JOKE AND PROBABLY NOT WORTHY OF MY REPLY-ALLS, BECAUSE IF YOU DON’T GET A THIRTY-SOMETHING REFERENCE CLASHED WITH SUSAN DEY OF L..A. LAW, THEN YOU DON’T GET TO BE MY FRIEND!!11  I’M GGOING TO SEND YOU FIVE VAMPIRE BITE REQUESTS TODAY!!111  ISN’T IT AWESOME THAT VAMPIRES AND PIRATES AND NINJAS ALL FOUND THEIR WAY FROM MAINSTREAM POP CULTURE INTO FACEBOOK?!?!/1/1/1  I DON’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!22  I JUST GOT A FORWARD PROMISING ME $99 MILLION DOLLARS IF I SEND IT TO 20 OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS, PLUS IF I SEND IT ON, THEN SOMETHING REALLY COOL’S GOING TO HAPPEN ON MY SCREEN!11  SO I’M SENDING YOU ONE, NOT BECAUSE I WANT THE MONEY, BUT BECAUSE I JUST WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS!  I HOPE IT INVOLVES MACARONI DANCING THE MACARENA!111