Inauguration Blurs Racial Lines: Stuff White and Black People Can Do Now that Obama is President

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Since the inauguration of President Barack Obama, the American public has enjoyed the beginning of true racial equality and the slow fading of common stereotypes. While disparities between whites and blacks still exist, such as pigment differences, a trend has started. Citizens across the nation are respecting, celebrating and even adopting other races' cultures. With that in mind, the Brown Spot would like to give you a representative list of things white and black people can now do that Obama is in office.

White PeopleBlack People
Watch The Hugleys, Girlfriends and My Wife and KidsWatch According to Jim, How I Met Your Mother and 700 Club
Be down with Other People’s PropertyBuy Property
Wear Timbs, RocaWear, Phat Farm, Sean John and Karl Kani   Wear J.Crew, Banana Republic, H&M, GAP and Brooks Brothers
Quote Tupac and BiggieQuote Tommy Boy and Billy Madison
Be a doorman, chauffeur or lanky Harlem Globe TrotterBe a stock broker, banker or deceitful CEO
Go to HowardGo to Miami of Ohio
Be a Sox fanBe a Cubs fan
Like EminemLike Bill Cosby
Join a gangJoin an ultimate frisbee team
Drive a busDrive a Volvo
Buy a DMX CDBuy a Coldplay CD
Play marbles and street basketballPlay hockey and euchre
Do Kim KardashianDo karate
Eat collard greens and soul foodEat Au Bon Pain sandwiches and fruit smoothies
Drink malt liquorDrink a nice Bavarian Weiss beer
Laugh at Tyler PerryLaugh at Seinfeld
Throw the evidence awayThrow dinner parties