‘Slumdog Millionaire’ DVD hits shelves, Hot Indian Chicks Embrace 15 More Minutes of Fame

Adam Smith, an undersexed Caucasian Math major at Nortwestern, never looked twice at his female Indian classmates, that is, of course, until "Slumdog Millionaire" swept the nation last winter.

“After I saw that Slumdog movie, I started having a recurring dream of creating all sorts of brilliant mathematical equations in the nude, all while in the company of several Indian girls that I have classes with … In it, we’re all running away from this gang of misfits with knives,” said Smith, looking quizzically through his rimless glasses.

This interracial attraction Smith speaks of came and went several months ago when "Slumdog Millionaire" was owning the Box Office. To many hot Indian chicks’ surprise, the seemingly short-lived phenomenon is turning out to be not quite as brief as most people thought it would be. Now that the film is available on DVD and OnDemand, Indian chicks are receiving a revived amount of attention from non-Indian dudes who are interested in banging them.

Lab partners and study buddies all over the country are once again giving in to this forbidden love. Although, interestingly, most African American men are still completely uninfluenced by the movie’s resurgence in popularity; they’re sticking to what they know best: Fucking white girls. White men, however, appear to be, yet again, completely charmed by the whole hot Indian chick appeal.

“'Slumdog Millionaire' taught me to get past the Everything Bagel and curry aromas,” said Smith in an appropriately high-pitched, nasally voice. “I no longer care what kind of foods my potential mate smells like ... Thank you, Slumdog!” This trend is not limited to Math majors either; Chicago hipsters are also stumbling home with Indian girls in a last-second attempt to taste the illicit Indian fruit somewhat publicly, while it’s still socially acceptable in the hipster world.

A local hipster who refers to himself only as “DeeJay Q” had this to say about his Indian chick fantasy: “I want one that looks only slightly androgynous, preferably sporting lots of earth-tone scarves and thick glasses without a prescription … If her face is covered by the scarf, that’s a bonus because then it’s sort of like unwrapping a mystery prize from the vintage crackerjack box that I carry around with me everywhere I go. I’m sad.”

The Brownspot offers up kudos and a hearty Pabst Blue Ribbon cheers to all of the non-Indian dudes out there trying to F hot Indian chicks. And to everyone involved in the courtship process, enjoy it while it lasts!