Hot Dogs, Baseball, Apple Pie and Dogfightin’
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It seems that some ‘Librals’ don’t take to the idea of two consenting dogs fightin’ each other to an honorable, blood-ridden death. Heck, in some countries, like Japan, they take to each other with swords and cut each other up into lil’ pieces.
At least that’s what my buddy Elmore says and he’s the only physician-slash-veterinarian I’ve come across, so I’ll respect his opinion.
I don’t know whys people all fussin’ about. It’s not like the people that have these dogfights are terrible people. It’s not like they’re robbing banks or voting for a colored person for President of the United States. Why do humans get the bad reputation when it’s the dog’s fault in the first place? I mean, they’s got teeth and claws just like Godzilla, but you don’t see Godzilla acting like a pussy ‘round the streets of Tokyo, do ya’? He’s fuckin’ shit up, breathing hell fire just like any caged animal!
Don’t blame the Dogfightin’ promoters. It’s the dogs that gotta’ man up!
As a tax-payer in this here country, let me be first of many to say that to not appreciate Dogfightin’ is un-American. I mean, there are people at work, trying to buck their way up the corporate ladder, no matter who or what is in their way. Football (which is on Sunday, the Lord’s day, thank you Jesus), ya’ ot two teams end up beatin’ the shit outta’ each other for hours. It’s in our nature to be combata-, combatati-… we Americans like to fight a lot, okay.
So what’s wrong with a little scuffle between poochies? Quite frankly, the promoters need to do a better job of putting on these shows. They need weight classes, flashy clothes and fireworks, just like do in WWE (you know? The real wrasslin’?).
I went to a dogfight out at my cousin’s barn the other day and there were no concessions, so you can call that Exhibit ‘B’.
Finally, the sport should evolve into dog vs. people fighting. Like throw some gays or beaners in the ring with a pit bull and see who comes out on top.
Heck, I’d pay to see it.
