Joaquin Phoenix Outed as Al-Qaeda Spy
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Not only does the brilliant actor-turned-hoax rapper look and act like a bearded terrorist, according to a recent release from Al Jazeer News Services, he actually is one.
You can’t expect someone with a name like Joaquin to walk the straight and narrow his whole life; apparently he is the mastermind behind this pre-recorded freestyle plot of terror, which was uploaded onto CNN not too long ago.
We can only hope that Ben Affleck’s little brother doesn’t get pulled too deep into the espionage efforts, because seeing Ben fake cry in Armageddon was heart-wrenching enough to leave permanent emotional scars.
We ask that if you see Joaq out and about, please kick him in the shins, and if you are so lucky to fulfill this mission, be sure to videotape/forfeit the rights to your IP by following the asinine steps outlined here, on MTV.com.
