Local 18-Year-Old Outgrows Forever 21
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Area teenager Tammy Bilsdale, 18, vehemently announced Tuesday that she has outgrown Forever 21.
"I'm so over it," said Bilsdale, who regularly shopped at the trendy clothing retail chain with her best friends at Old Orchard Mall.
In a flurry of text messages to best forever friends, Ashlee Tammie, and Gabby, Bilsdale made it known that they should "sooo go somewhere more off-the-hook on Friday night."
"I just got my license, and we have to go somewhere with a considerably lower lame factor," Bilsdale said, tugging at her zebra crescent earrings and smoothing out her pleated stripe tunic. "I went there last weekend with Gabby, and we saw Mrs. Pinicki there. YIKES. We saw her pick out this cheetah flutter top for herself, and we were practically gagging. Who does she think she is? She sooo should've gone for the colorblock sweater poncho to hide her fat arms."
Her retail related realization was only the latest in a series of epiphanies Bilsdale has recently experienced that has prompted her to send mass text messages to her peeps such as Joe Jonas looks like Adrian Grenier's little brother and she wouldn't mind making out with both of them, Eva Longoria Parker's haircut makes her look like a desperate soccer mom, and Spanish 3 is just like Spanish 2 but harder.
Sipping a caramel frappuccino in one hand and massaging a Razr with a red crystal martini cell phone charm in another, Bilsdale sat deep in thought in her red Mitsubishi Eclipse. "I mean, whatever. I'm just trying to branch out, you know? Expand my horizons. There are better, more quality places to shop out there. Places like Discovery Clothing."
